『老爸的英文情書』 摘自台灣日報

『老爸的英文情書』 摘自台灣日報  

老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 ?OH ?！ ?MY GOD ?！很有一套喔！

Dear wang litte sister: ? ?
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. ? ?
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. ? ?
I think l should introduce myself to you.
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. ? ?
I am a good man, in a big company work.
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. ? ?
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;?????

??????????????????Like Your people ?

? 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 ? ?! ? ?

沒有高手翻譯你不會看得懂的喔 ?! ? ?

全版如下 ? ?

Dear wang litte sister：親愛的王小姐 ?
From see you one eye, I shit love you. 自從看到你的第一眼，我便愛上你。 ? ?
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.? ? 妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來， 妳的眼睛貶啊貶，我就死去活來??

Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. ?
也許你不記得我，沒有關係，當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情?? ??

I think l should introduce myself to you.?我想應該介紹一下自己。????

I call Li big great. Toyear 25 ? ?
我叫李大偉，今年25(今天是today，那麼今年就是toye ar. 至於偉就翻成 ?great吧！)??

My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. ?
我家有四口人 ?.. ?爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。????

I am a good man, in a big company work. ?
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。 ?
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.. ?
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。????

Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; ?
請嫁給我吧,否則我將削髮為僧，找個廟來了此一生。 ? ?
(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光 ,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。至於「廟」字,也不會翻譯， 不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。) ? ?

Like Your people?喜歡妳的人 ? ?

＊原來做早操的英文是make early fuck ?…… ??????????????????